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Ground Zero Mosque

I am appalled at all my friends who are so opposed to the mosque near ground zero. To show our tolerance, we should let them build. Then right across the street, someone should put a topless bar, called “You Mecca Me Hot”.

Next to that should be a gay bar, “The Turban Cowboy”. And next door to the mosque should be a pork rib restaurant, maybe ” Iraq o’ Ribs”? Then the Muslims could be allowed to show their tolerance. Problem solved.

LINDSAY LOHAN, PARIS HILTON AND AMY WINEHOUSE TO STAR IN REMAKE OF 1940′S OSCAR WINNING FILM SINCE YOU WENT AWAY?

Tongue in cheek – Satire Alert…. COULD IT BE TRUE? – IT WOULD BE BLOCKBUSTER NUMBERS!!!!

LINDSAY LOHAN, PARIS HILTON AND KIM KARDASHIAN TO STAR IN REMAKE OF 1940′S OSCAR WINNING FILM SINCE YOU WENT AWAY?

I’ve recently heard a rumor, that came from a friend of my first cousin in Orlando, who works in a restaurant. Supposedly he was at work at a Fridays restaurant and overhead a conversation that a Film Executive was having about the three bad girls being lined up for a film which is to be a remake of the 1940′s Since You Went Away (1944).

Since You Went Away is a vivid, sentimental portrait of the World War II homefront with its trials, fears, heartbreaks, and its tribute to American family values. One of the poignant film’s posters declared it: “A love story of today’s love and laughter.” Producer David O. Selznick’s lavish film was an attempt to outdo his previous classic epic, Best Picture winner Gone With the Wind (1939), and it was his first production since his other Best Picture Oscar winner Rebecca (1940).

Except…..

in this updated version….

Three friends go off to fight for our country but their wives….

GO HOG WILD!!!

Yes there’ll be a hot time in the theater as the three bimbos take part in all the pole dancing, cocaine snorting, menage-e-trois action you can stand to watch.

Here’s a brief SIN-opsys.

When her husband (played by Steve O from Jack-Ass?), goes off to War, Anne Hilton (Paris Hilton) is left behind with her two daughters and the family maid played by – I’m suggesting Naomi Campbell? As soon as he’s gone, and elderly boarder Col. Smollett (hopefully played by Mel Gibson) shows up bombed at Anne’s door. Meanwhile a bachelor Lt. Tony Willett (we hope it’s David Hasselhoff) who has always been in love with Anne, shows her attention while her husband is absent.

And that’s when the Hijinks get going. When you have three of the hottest personalities on screen at once.

In its most memorable scene, recently-engaged girlfriend, Jane (could it be Lindsay Lohan?) experiences a heart-rending parting at the railroad station with her young fianceé Corporal William G. Smollett (“played we hope by Amy Winehouse in reverse drag). There’s a hot exchange – of a plasticine bag and the cops roll up on them.

They make it onto the train just in time to avoid another bust. The husbands keep writing home but are hearing crazy reports about their wives and all go AWOL to join in the fun!

It’s just an idea. Hey, they say you can’t make this stuff up – but I still think it’s BIG DOLLARS to get these three on the screen at once.

PARIS HILTON, AMY WINEHOUSE AND LINDSAY LOHAN TOGETHER ON THE BIG SCREEN?

PARIS HILTON, AMY WINEHOUSE AND LINDSAY LOHAN TOGETHER ON THE BIG SCREEN?

Currently in Beta, SplashVideo.tv syndicates to 150 Viral Video and Social Media Sites as well as mobile content to 70 countries. A little about myself, I head the digital media and emerging technologies division of GCMP.tv. In addition to being a leading New York media strategist, Brian specializes in social commerce, webcasting, building your own network (BYON), ghostwriting and blogging. Brian McLane is an expert on Mobile Politics, and specializes in Live To Phone Technologies, mobile video and marketing strategies from his base in New York City. I am also an expert on webcasting and am frequently called upon to execute webcasts from in studio and remote locations. I am a leading New York Based Streaming Media Encoding Technician.