BUSTED MY WIFE!!!!!

“Baby’s asleep, Football’s over – Baseball not for a while… nothing on TV…. guess I’ll just go to sleep… okay sweetheart?”

“Yeah babe… I’m just going to finish watching this….. and I’ll be in.”

“Don’t stay up too late…”

“Okay I wont…”

“I love you…”

“I love you too…”

“Goodnight.”

(Baby making little sounds in the background from the crib as I sluff off to my big empty bed…”

Half hour goes by, I wake up even later… so I come out to see what’s going on and…. in the words of Ralph Kramden….

AHHHH HAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Busted my wife – Here’s the proof!!!!

WHAT'S GOING ON???

So – for all the times you snooped around on my phone (thanks Tiger Woods for clueing me in to put a passcode on it), caught me looking at adult content on my iPhone, or turned the corner as I was stuffing a piece of chocolate cake down my throat before you heard the refrigerator door close ….

Let it be known ….. People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones!!!!

LMAO!!!!!

And so honey – to honor the fact that you’re only human…. here’s a little diddy from Hank Williams Jr.

P.S. I like how while I was still groggy you tried to bribe me by saying, “it’s okay – let’s just eat….”

Oh brother.

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