Okay you said it in the Post so….. what did you expect. Let’s demonstrate how this social media marketing thing works.
Now, I’m tired. So tired but I keep going and getting it done.
Keith McNally doesn’t apparently need much sleep either but what sleep Keith McNally of Odeon does get – he does get good sleep. I guess Alina McNally gives good sleep? And….. well…. let’s not go there.
His life is 100 times more interesting than mine. Another difference beside my moving out of his neighborhood and to Brooklyn (I miss the Odeon and Balthazar), is that he can sleep. After having four hours of sex with his wife Alina. Hopefully not at Balthazar or Odeon or his other places. Sleep is becoming more and more of a commodity. It’s not just Manhattanites, but I can testify to the fact from Brooklyn.
I was looking at the New York Post online of course (I don’t buy newspapers anymore), and Paris Hilton was the cover story of course. A knife wielding man got into her house and was arrested shortly thereafter. I’m confused – he got in….. but…. then got ….. arrested….. oh whatever, point was she wasn’t sleeping because she was able to Tweet about it right away. Keith and Alina McNally – can you Tweet to us about your four hour sex marathons so we can live vicariously through you. And maybe get a webcam so we know you’re not bs’ing us all?
But the funniest thing in this post article was when a reference was made to restaurateur Keith McNally who “sleeps instantly and like a log,” he says. “Especially after four hours of sex.”
Sleep like a log and especially after four… What? What did Keith McNally say? Keith McNally the local restaurateur? Let me get this straight – Keith McNally who opened The Odeon over 25 years ago and owns the SoHo brasserie Balthazar, Schiller’s Liquor Bar on the Lower East Side and now the Italian restaurant Morandi has enough left to stupp his wife for four hours. WOW!!!!!
COME ON MAN?
FOUR HOURS? WITH YOUR WIFE?? NO WAITRESS? NO ONE ELSE?
There was a funny line in Woody Allen’s movie “Sleeper” where they have the vibrating egg and he asks Diane Keaton if she wants to have sex but she says no because there aren’t enough people. Because…. maybe they’re sleeping?
The majority of us are getting less sleep, working harder, making less and so it goes. Someone named James Franco who is an NYU student/movie star, gets only a “few hours a night” and takes lots of “catnaps.” Uh…. hold up. You sure he’s not “on the nod?” You know “nodding out.” Now, I only get a few hours of sleep a night before I try to conquer the web each day but it’s called being a new father and a freelancer.
So us “Short sleepers” (people who regularly get four to five hours of sleep and feel refreshed when they wake up and can go-go-go all day long – believe me it’s not by choice and I don’t know how refreshed I feel…. get this is a run-on sentence in quotes….), are smarter than the average bear right? Not so fast… If we were smarter, we’d figure out a way to get more sleep!!! Alina McNally – do you sleep even more or less? Just curious?
I definitely can work more on a given project each day buuutttt – I’d do that anyway. I work until 1 or 2 am every night and make up in hours what I lack in common sense. According to Merrill Mitler, a pre-eminent sleep researcher with the National Institutes of Health. “Sleep need hasn’t changed, but what we believe is that people are doing other things (like Alina McNally having 4 hours of sex – I take it regularly from the Post article – maybe I’m wrong?), besides sleeping, and they’re tending to do these other things more and more.”
Yeah like watching more…. um…. let’s just say online video?
Every now and then I admit to having a new hero (you can search the term hero in this blog to see who some of my previous heroes are) – but Keith McNally – he who can go 4 hours with his wife…. (we’re assuming right?) – is THE MAN! So he sleeps like a log and can make love for four hours.
Alina!!! Alina!! Alina!!! You GO GIRL!
For the rest of us half hour to 40 minute a few times a week guys with a couple of quickies thrown in – here’s THE BEASTIE BOYS with NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN.
Alina McNally – 4 hours – WOW!!! Give em enough rope…. right? Oh… well…. we better not go there….
KEITH MCNALLY HAS FOUR HOURS OF SEX
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RESTAURATEUR KEITH MCNALLY OF ODEON AND BALTHAZAR AND WIFE ALINA MCNALLY HAVE SEX ALL NIGHT
Okay you said it in the Post so….. what did you expect. Let’s demonstrate how this social media marketing thing works.
Now, I’m tired. So tired but I keep going and getting it done.
Keith McNally doesn’t apparently need much sleep either but what sleep Keith McNally of Odeon does get – he does get good sleep. I guess Alina McNally gives good sleep? And….. well…. let’s not go there.
His life is 100 times more interesting than mine. Another difference beside my moving out of his neighborhood and to Brooklyn (I miss the Odeon and Balthazar), is that he can sleep. After having four hours of sex with his wife Alina. Hopefully not at Balthazar or Odeon or his other places. Sleep is becoming more and more of a commodity. It’s not just Manhattanites, but I can testify to the fact from Brooklyn.
I was looking at the New York Post online of course (I don’t buy newspapers anymore), and Paris Hilton was the cover story of course. A knife wielding man got into her house and was arrested shortly thereafter. I’m confused – he got in….. but…. then got ….. arrested….. oh whatever, point was she wasn’t sleeping because she was able to Tweet about it right away. Keith and Alina McNally – can you Tweet to us about your four hour sex marathons so we can live vicariously through you. And maybe get a webcam so we know you’re not bs’ing us all?
But the funniest thing in this post article was when a reference was made to restaurateur Keith McNally who “sleeps instantly and like a log,” he says. “Especially after four hours of sex.”
Sleep like a log and especially after four… What? What did Keith McNally say? Keith McNally the local restaurateur? Let me get this straight – Keith McNally who opened The Odeon over 25 years ago and owns the SoHo brasserie Balthazar, Schiller’s Liquor Bar on the Lower East Side and now the Italian restaurant Morandi has enough left to stupp his wife for four hours. WOW!!!!!
COME ON MAN?
FOUR HOURS? WITH YOUR WIFE?? NO WAITRESS? NO ONE ELSE?
There was a funny line in Woody Allen’s movie “Sleeper” where they have the vibrating egg and he asks Diane Keaton if she wants to have sex but she says no because there aren’t enough people. Because…. maybe they’re sleeping?
The majority of us are getting less sleep, working harder, making less and so it goes. Someone named James Franco who is an NYU student/movie star, gets only a “few hours a night” and takes lots of “catnaps.” Uh…. hold up. You sure he’s not “on the nod?” You know “nodding out.” Now, I only get a few hours of sleep a night before I try to conquer the web each day but it’s called being a new father and a freelancer.
So us “Short sleepers” (people who regularly get four to five hours of sleep and feel refreshed when they wake up and can go-go-go all day long – believe me it’s not by choice and I don’t know how refreshed I feel…. get this is a run-on sentence in quotes….), are smarter than the average bear right? Not so fast… If we were smarter, we’d figure out a way to get more sleep!!! Alina McNally – do you sleep even more or less? Just curious?
I definitely can work more on a given project each day buuutttt – I’d do that anyway. I work until 1 or 2 am every night and make up in hours what I lack in common sense. According to Merrill Mitler, a pre-eminent sleep researcher with the National Institutes of Health. “Sleep need hasn’t changed, but what we believe is that people are doing other things (like Alina McNally having 4 hours of sex – I take it regularly from the Post article – maybe I’m wrong?), besides sleeping, and they’re tending to do these other things more and more.”
Yeah like watching more…. um…. let’s just say online video?
Every now and then I admit to having a new hero (you can search the term hero in this blog to see who some of my previous heroes are) – but Keith McNally – he who can go 4 hours with his wife…. (we’re assuming right?) – is THE MAN! So he sleeps like a log and can make love for four hours.
Alina!!! Alina!! Alina!!! You GO GIRL!
For the rest of us half hour to 40 minute a few times a week guys with a couple of quickies thrown in – here’s THE BEASTIE BOYS with NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN.
Alina McNally – 4 hours – WOW!!! Give em enough rope…. right? Oh… well…. we better not go there….
KEITH MCNALLY HAS FOUR HOURS OF SEX
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