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I CAN SEE YOU THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER AND, GETTING AWAY WITH IT

From The What The Hell Is Going On Department….

CHECK THIS OUT. I always knew this was coming and don’t know if this particular site is joking around or what but….

Here we go.

I was watching (what else), Investigation Discovery and there’s this funny ad for Wicked Attraction. And it occurred to me that people must really be crazy to commit murder these days. With all the forensic technology, and just good police work, you have to be Professor Moriarty (Sherlock Holmes), to get away with anything.

Yet every week in the NY Post (maybe every day), someone’s slipping a note to a teller (still can’t figure out how these people a) have the guts and b) get away with it), who is handing over cash.

So I’m thinking to myself about some of these cases recently involving MySpace (one mother masqueraded as her younger daughter which resulted in a murder, then google facebook murder (be warned – disturbing photos), and I thought how many cases there were where kids, predators or gangs are using not just the web in general, but the social media sites and texting in particular to carry out their crimes.

Then I saw this site (as you all know I’m doing my research – which is why the subhead reads “Let Me Save You Some Time”), and I’m not sure if they’re kidding – snopes.com. Check out the disclaimer in the upper right hand corner. It says they have the right to videotape you using their website and that you agree to it.

WTF?

Could it be it’s here? Man you have to be crazy to think you’re going to get away with it. Yet somehow – they always do.

Meanwhile – Click on the image -I like this ad for WICKED ATTRACTION.

WATCHING YOU THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER

WATCHING YOU THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER

Now just the other day I did a post on the 25 hottest stars (see previous post Alex Rodriguez, Angelina Jolie, Anna Wintour, Ashton Kutcher, Beyonce, Blake Lively, Brad Pitt, Chris Brown, David Beckham, Derek Jeter, Diddy, Donald Trump, Ed Westwick, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Eliot Spitzer, Eva Longoria Parker, Farrah Fawcett, George Clooney, Gisele Bundchen, Halle Berry, Heath Ledger, Heather Mills, Heidi Klum, Heidi Montag, Holly Madison, Hugh Jackman, Jennifer Lopez, Jay Leno, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Johnny Depp, Jonas Brothers, Jude Law, Julia Roberts, Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Kate Beckinsale, Kate Hudson, Kate Winslet, Katherine Heigl, Katie Holmes, Kiefer Sutherland, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey, Matthew Fox, Megan Fox, Michael Jackson, Miley Cyrus, Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, Oprah Winfrey, Paris Hilton, Paul McCartney, Paula Abdul, Penelope Cruz, Pete Wentz, Rihanna, Robert De Niro, Robert Downey Jr, Robert Pattinson, Sarah Palin, Sarah Jessica Parker, Tom Cruise, Victoria Beckham, Will Smith, Zac Efron), especially Sarah Palin! That MILF.

Wonder what they’re doing when… well, they’re not being stars? By the way did you hear – her daughter and the estranged father of her daughter’s child have gotten back together. Really… The stuff of blogs keeps coming.

YOU'RE BEING WATCHED THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER AND TELEVISION

YOU'RE BEING WATCHED THROUGH YOUR COMPUTER AND TELEVISION

See you around.

; )

Currently in Beta, GCMP.tv syndicates to 150 Viral Video and Social Media Sites as well as mobile content to 70 countries. A little about myself, I head the digital media and emerging technologies division of GCMP.tv. In addition to being a leading New York media strategist, Brian specializes in social commerce, webcasting, building your own network (BYON), ghostwriting and blogging. iProgram specializes in Live To Phone Technologies, mobile video and marketing strategies from its base in New York City. I am also an expert on webcasting and am frequently called upon to execute webcasts from in studio and remote locations. I am a leading New York Based Streaming Media Encoding Technician.

THIS IS WHO’S HOT RIGHT NOW – NOT IN ANY PARTICULAR ORDER

Went to the New York Post Page to see what was going on with the Knicks. I don’t why. The memories of David Arthurs and I watching Game 6 of the Knicks beating Houston in the NBA finals are still etched into my mind. Only the year before it was Charles Smith in the closing seconds at 6’11” standing under the basket and being unable to go up and stuff a ball through a hoop.

And a year later David and I looked at each other in disbelief as we saw – perhaps the only time you’ll ever see this – “We’re breaking away from the NBA Finals (Knicks were on top), because we have word that OJ Simpson is fleeing law enforcement in a low speed chase – with a gun to his head or something…

But forget the Knicks – maybe Carmello Anthony will come with Chris Paul next year, who knows…. but two other stories caught my eye.

1. Consumer reports says that it CANNOT RECOMMEND Apple’s iPhone 4. Duh.. All you have to do is read my column and there are pages of reasons.

Here’s their report.
Consumer Reports Gives the iPhone 4 thumbs down

But more interesting was that now – Lindsay Lohan wants to hire Robert Shapiro. The tabloids are lining up to pay as much as much as $500,000 for her pre and post prison interviews.

That story is here.

Judge sentences Lindsay Lohan to jail which will make her 1/2 million

Judge sentences Lindsay Lohan to jail which will make her 1/2 million


Then on the right of that I saw “Who Was Hot.” Which to me translates as what is worth reading about, ingesting, or what is news? Take a look at who’s on the list in alphabetical order.

Alex Rodriguez (Yankee Third Baseman and eventual Hormerun King)
Amy Winehouse (Junkie Songwriter with a great voice)
Angelina Jolie (Like Tom Cruise, I can’t believe anything she has acted in since Girl Interrupted)
Anna Wintour (Who?)
Ashton Kutcher (Why?)
Beyonce (She’s Awesome – not my style of music but undeniable)
Blake Lively (eh)
Brad Pitt (Just talking about him being under-rated from Benjamin Button to Inglorious Bastards, to Meet Joe Black – must recognize)
Britney Spears (She’s still around? – According to Twitter she is)
Chris Brown (I think he has to do grab a chick on stage and make out with her – or maybe a dude – during an awards show)
David Beckham (maybe a month ago)
Derek Jeter (Always a Yankee, future Hall of Famer – most eligible bachelor – simply one of the greats – please don’t screw up)
Diddy (terrible movies – old music)
Donald Trump (enough already)
Ed Westwick (huh)
Elisabeth Hasselbeck (What did she do now? And does anyone care?)
Eliot Spitzer (I always think about his leaving on his socks)
Eva Longoria Parker (Just get Tony to New York)
Farrah Fawcett (will have to google)
George Clooney (One of the 5 best of our Generation’s male actors – others include Brad, Johnny Depp, Russell, Christian Bale
Gisele Bundchen (Keep Tom distracted)
Halle Berry (nothing to say)
Heath Ledger (was also talking about him today – how his incredible performance as the Joker cost him his life)
Heather Mills (who?)
Heidi Klum (still?)
Heidi Montag (see above)
Holly Madison (I think they mean Dolly Madison because it’s hot)
Hugh Jackman (not enough range)
Jennifer Lopez (boring)
Jack Nicholson (one of last generation’s top 5 actors, others Dennis Hopper, DeNiro, Pacino, Brando)
Jay Leno (better get it going Jay)
Jennifer Aniston (see above)
Jerry Seinfeld (do a Jordan and do the show again – shove)
Jessica Alba (hot)
Jessica Biel (hot)
Jessica Simpson (not)
John Mayer (does he still play?)
Johnny Depp (see above)
Jonas Brothers (what’s next when Nickelodeon gets new popsters?)
Jude Law (eh)
Julia Roberts (waiting)
Justin Timberlake (like you’re pairing with Peyton – there’s a show in there somewhere – can you guys be roommates?)
Kanye West (called out by that dude from Twilight)
Kate Beckinsale (great)
Kate Hudson (still a beauty – yes still)
Kate Winslet (great – don’t get me started on best 5)
Katherine Heigl (ummmmm…..)
Katie Holmes (yawn)
Kiefer Sutherland (how he’s kept it going this long is amazing)
Kim Kardashian (nothing here)
Lady Gaga (apparently worked at the Bitter End?)
Leonardo DiCaprio (want to see his new movie but not one of the top 5)
Lindsay Lohan (see above)
Madonna (I guess a double lesbian kiss is in order)
Matt Damon (a few stinkers in a row)
Matthew McConaughey (ummmmmmm)
Matthew Fox (who?)
Megan Fox (sounds like a porn star – is she?)
Michael Jackson (people still doing the moonwalk in public)
Miley Cyrus (did her pole break?)
Mischa Barton (who?)
Nicole Richie (why?)
Oprah Winfrey (she’s Oprah)
Paris Hilton (she’s still around?)
Paul McCartney (He can do whatever he wants)
Paula Abdul (huh?)
Penelope Cruz (no interest)
Pete Wentz (what’s he done?)
Rihanna (not buying it)
Robert De Niro (Tribeca Film Festival sucks)
Robert Downey Jr (you looked fidgety on Leno dude…..)
Robert Pattinson (who?)
Sarah Palin (no chance in hell)
Sarah Jessica Parker (please find something else to do)
Scarlett Johansson (Great stuff)
Tom Cruise (not buying it – see above)
Victoria Beckham (if David’s not doing it for me…)
Katherine Heigl (another Heigl?)
Will Smith (You made a lot of great movies – why shove Jaden onto my homepages?)
Zac Efron (don’t know much about you)

Still In Beta, GCMP.tv syndicates to 150 Viral Video and Social Media Sites as well as mobile content to 70 countries. A little about myself, I head the digital media and emerging technologies division of GCMP.tv. In addition to being a leading New York media strategist, Brian specializes in social commerce, webcasting, building your own network (BYON), ghostwriting and blogging. iProgram specializes in Live To Phone Technologies, mobile video and marketing strategies from its base in New York City. I am also an expert on webcasting and am frequently called upon to execute webcasts from in studio and remote locations. I am a leading New York Based Streaming Media Encoding Technician

THE MOST AWESOME JAPANESE PUNK BAND EVER

54 Nude Honeys

Yo – Check it out on our Music Channel at http://www.gcmp.tv. This all girl outfit from Japan ROCKS in this Rare Clip from the now defunct CBGB! That’s another band I have to dig for footage of (played with them several times opening for them with Mondo Boffo – Joe Bowie).

Anyway – the Channels are going great. Get ready for some awesome content. We can’t upload enough of it. Getting lots of emails from everyone and just know we’re interested in all your ideas, in you personally and in what you have to say. We’re going to try our best to keep it that way – a site for the best of NON-HYPE!!!

54 Nude Honeys

54 NUDE HONEYS MOST AWESOME PUNK BAND FROM JAPAN

In this photo – they stopped by my apartment up by Central Park to check out the footage from the night before. They showed no signs of a hangover. At one point YURI the singer was hopping from wooden table to wooden table, slimed with beer – I was sure she was gonna go down but she didn’t – it was awesome. Vivi – Hot as Hell on bass and Kotome like Steve Jones of the Sex Pistols on Guitar. Jin was holding it down on the kit – all in S&M gear. WOW.

And by the way – when these girls start drinking – they don’t start making out with each other (see previous posts re Madonna, Sandra Bullock, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Scarlett Johansson). They’ll throw down another shot, get on stage, rock your world then jump down and beat your ass!!!

And that’s if you’re LUCKY!

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