THE COCAINE BLOG? ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS?

COME ON!!!!

I have a lot more to say than to just talk about Cocaine!!! Trying to keep it real here people. But I just looked at my dashboard and 235 hits yesterday, already 131 today – you degenerate low-life bathturds. Then again – I’m willing to whore myself for the hits so – look – if you guys want cocaine? You got COCAINE!!! No Justin Beiber here. At least not yet, we hope. By the time my daughter is old enough to appreciate his music, let’s see she’s 5 months now so figure in 4 years? Think about what that would do for this blog. Especially if there’s a tech tie in? Like TMZ gets a picture of him snorting it off his blackberry? Wow!!!! Think of the clicks and sponsors I could lure to this (admittedly becoming) shameless page.

Look – it’s a spoof. Not gonna happen. Saw Justin on 60 minutes – He rocks…. (Rock…s….)

BUT – with one caveat. If I’m going to talk about Cocaine, it’s going to be in a socially correct technologically relevant context.

Click to call Mr. Clean

I was on a sales call with a guy about his national office/commercial cleaning service (sorry Bob no light here). He’s thinking about a show on…. well…. cleaning. I’m not saying no but if we were to do a pilot I think it would have to be one of those hidden camera type shows where we send in a cleaning crew and destroy the place. When the owner comes in the next day film it and surprise them with a totally free cleaning and some gifts, television exposure etc.

Another million dollar idea on the http://www.brianmclane.com.

Here are some other funny links from the email I sent:

We think the way to go is to start by showing demand and what better way than with viral video.
Here are some examples:

WHAT’S IN A NAME? COCAINE AND META DATA

Back in December I wrote a post about a friend of mine. It was an admittedly scary little tale that apparently has a sick number of views on my site. Why? I guess people love to read about cocaine. So this one story I did on cocaine with a funny picture I found called cocaine crosswalk with some band snorting cocaine, has all the cocaine afficionados coming to this one article I wrote about cocaine.

So I thought. Let’s see – I’m blogging everyday, but not about cocaine (obviously). But yet, there are more searches on my site about cocaine than anything else? Why?

Click For I Like The Cocaine

So I was looking for a picture of, what else, cocaine, and found this adorable cocaine cat!! Then went to the site – http://www.demotivateus.com where I found another great non-cocaine (necessarily) website. How about that? Just because of cocaine, I found another great viral site. So to celebrate, click on the cocaine cat and see BUCK CHERRY’S official music video for LIT UP with the popular refrain “I LOVE THE COCAINE, I LOVE THE COCAINE.”

Let’s see how many hits this post gets.

I’m afraid to see. Stay tuned. Oh and by the way – check out the tags.