Angelina Jolie played (whom many consider to be the first Supermodel) Gia Marie Carangi who died of AIDS in 1998. She got addicted to heroin and though she was doing Vogue and Cosmo shoots, she couldn’t stop herself. Everyone – I think, should see this movie.
Now, I’m not trying to be funny when I suggest that celebrities who, let’s say, display some curves, are good for society. Most likely they’re not doing it on purpose and they’re the (pardon the pun), Butt of many a joke. Butt…. You can’t stay thin forever unless you’re doing cocaine, or heroin, or the new Hollywood code word for cocaine and/or heroin “prescription medications” everyday. And I’m saying it’s okay to be famous and fat, fat and famous, etc.
So how did she stay thin for so long? And more importantly – was it necessary? Ever hear of Lane Bryant? So I want to thank the following stars for helping to stop the myth that you have to be rail thin to be “beautiful people.”
Kirstie Alley, Rene Zellweger, Janet Jackson, John Travolta, yeah well they’ve been around – a while. And they’re still doing it so it’s to be expected. But I’m just wondering if Jessica Simpson and Kim Kardashian are coming over to the other side and saying – “F it” – real women have curves. If Janet Jackson had a wardrobe malfunction today, most of California would feel it.
And it goes for the guys too. Conan O’Brien just looks bigger with that ridiculous beard.
There’s an interesting article on FAT AFTER FAME on TMZ that makes one (or at least me), think, what is society’s conception of beauty? Look at these people. I see more gorgeous women out here in Brighton Beach than I see on TV. It just goes to show that, along with everything else, the world seems to be working – in reverse.
As far as the Celebrity Universe goes, you have to know that it takes a certain type to be able to handle it – and very few can. For instance “THE SITUATION” from Jersey Shore just received I think 5 million from MTV for, well, being “THE SITUATION”. Where as someone named Fantasia Barrino (I confess I have no idea who she is), overdosed on sleeping pills because of the vicious and mean comments posted by fans on celebrity blogs. At least her heart didn’t stop after doing too much cocaine.
Really?
Click on Lady Gaga’s Love Handles to see a rare TV clip of ex-NFL star Rosey Grier with “It’s Alright To Cry”.
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RESTAURATEUR KEITH MCNALLY OF ODEON AND BALTHAZAR AND WIFE ALINA MCNALLY HAVE SEX ALL NIGHT
Okay you said it in the Post so….. what did you expect. Let’s demonstrate how this social media marketing thing works.
Now, I’m tired. So tired but I keep going and getting it done.
Keith McNally doesn’t apparently need much sleep either but what sleep Keith McNally of Odeon does get – he does get good sleep. I guess Alina McNally gives good sleep? And….. well…. let’s not go there.
His life is 100 times more interesting than mine. Another difference beside my moving out of his neighborhood and to Brooklyn (I miss the Odeon and Balthazar), is that he can sleep. After having four hours of sex with his wife Alina. Hopefully not at Balthazar or Odeon or his other places. Sleep is becoming more and more of a commodity. It’s not just Manhattanites, but I can testify to the fact from Brooklyn.
I was looking at the New York Post online of course (I don’t buy newspapers anymore), and Paris Hilton was the cover story of course. A knife wielding man got into her house and was arrested shortly thereafter. I’m confused – he got in….. but…. then got ….. arrested….. oh whatever, point was she wasn’t sleeping because she was able to Tweet about it right away. Keith and Alina McNally – can you Tweet to us about your four hour sex marathons so we can live vicariously through you. And maybe get a webcam so we know you’re not bs’ing us all?
But the funniest thing in this post article was when a reference was made to restaurateur Keith McNally who “sleeps instantly and like a log,” he says. “Especially after four hours of sex.”
Sleep like a log and especially after four… What? What did Keith McNally say? Keith McNally the local restaurateur? Let me get this straight – Keith McNally who opened The Odeon over 25 years ago and owns the SoHo brasserie Balthazar, Schiller’s Liquor Bar on the Lower East Side and now the Italian restaurant Morandi has enough left to stupp his wife for four hours. WOW!!!!!
COME ON MAN?
FOUR HOURS? WITH YOUR WIFE?? NO WAITRESS? NO ONE ELSE?
There was a funny line in Woody Allen’s movie “Sleeper” where they have the vibrating egg and he asks Diane Keaton if she wants to have sex but she says no because there aren’t enough people. Because…. maybe they’re sleeping?
The majority of us are getting less sleep, working harder, making less and so it goes. Someone named James Franco who is an NYU student/movie star, gets only a “few hours a night” and takes lots of “catnaps.” Uh…. hold up. You sure he’s not “on the nod?” You know “nodding out.” Now, I only get a few hours of sleep a night before I try to conquer the web each day but it’s called being a new father and a freelancer.
So us “Short sleepers” (people who regularly get four to five hours of sleep and feel refreshed when they wake up and can go-go-go all day long – believe me it’s not by choice and I don’t know how refreshed I feel…. get this is a run-on sentence in quotes….), are smarter than the average bear right? Not so fast… If we were smarter, we’d figure out a way to get more sleep!!! Alina McNally – do you sleep even more or less? Just curious?
I definitely can work more on a given project each day buuutttt – I’d do that anyway. I work until 1 or 2 am every night and make up in hours what I lack in common sense. According to Merrill Mitler, a pre-eminent sleep researcher with the National Institutes of Health. “Sleep need hasn’t changed, but what we believe is that people are doing other things (like Alina McNally having 4 hours of sex – I take it regularly from the Post article – maybe I’m wrong?), besides sleeping, and they’re tending to do these other things more and more.”
Yeah like watching more…. um…. let’s just say online video?
Every now and then I admit to having a new hero (you can search the term hero in this blog to see who some of my previous heroes are) – but Keith McNally – he who can go 4 hours with his wife…. (we’re assuming right?) – is THE MAN! So he sleeps like a log and can make love for four hours.
Alina!!! Alina!! Alina!!! You GO GIRL!
For the rest of us half hour to 40 minute a few times a week guys with a couple of quickies thrown in – here’s THE BEASTIE BOYS with NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN.
Alina McNally – 4 hours – WOW!!! Give em enough rope…. right? Oh… well…. we better not go there….
KEITH MCNALLY HAS FOUR HOURS OF SEX
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